Quick! First thing that pops into your head when you see these pics!

Pic credits: People.com

Ok, I’ll go first:

Joe Jonas and Pee Wee Herman walk into a bar…

 

 

Kendra’s stylist? You’re fired.

 

You know how there are times you see a blonde and it is blatantly obvious:

a.) they are not naturally blonde

b.) they do not pull off fake blonde

c.) but it’s like they want everyone to think “Wow! She can totally pull off brown OR blonde hair! Lucky!!!” 

d.) But in reality, we are all thinking “OMG.”

Um yeah.  That’s all I’m going to say about that, Katharine McPhee.

 

Oh yes. Because that’s EXACTLY what I want my child playing with.  So nice and soothing and NOT LOUD AT ALL.  The only thing that could make this better is if her sister in the stroller behind her has a set of drums on her.

 

Zero tan lines aren’t worth that hideous boob squash look, Jennifer.

 

I love you Jennie Garth for having normal upper arms. 

 

Ok, your turn.

She knew I was going to write this post. So she beat me to the punch.

 

I’ve been meaning and meaning to write a post about how awful Kate Gosselin’s new hair extensions look. 

And by awful, I mean that she finally looks like me.  How I want to have long hair but unless I take the time to mess with it in the morning, it just ends up in a ponytail because heaven knows that just easier than dealing with a dumb blowdryer and roll brush.

I’ve seen several pics in the gossip mags lately and her hair always looked crazy and like it would take a LOT of work to look good. 

And? She looked angry about it. 

Or angry about Jon. 

Either way, she always looked angry about something to me.

So before I could even sit down to write that post, this is the breaking news today:

(Photo credit here)

New hair.  Shorter.  More manageable maybe?

She still looks angry about it though.

Should we all place our bets now on whether she goes back to a shorter style again?

p.s. Is she drunk in that pic? Why does she look all “whoaaaaaa. Stumbled out of cab. Bright lights. Need to hang onnnnnn…may barf!”

Jersey Shore back for more!

MTV announced Jersey Shore will be back for 12 more episodes this summer!!!!

The only question is?

Where are they going? 

Where do YOU want to see them creepin???

My vote:

South Beach!!!!!!!

It’s a Major Award.

I’ve never bestowed this honor on anyone before.

But only because I’ve never seen a picture that was deserving of it before.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves?

You just won Best Baby Debut Pic Ever.

photo credit: matthewmcconaughey.com

You didn’t rig special photography lighting.

You didn’t bring in a team of stylists and makeup artists.

You didn’t pose the kid in $5000 outfits in a $150,000 nursery. 

It is quite simply the most beautiful, most honest, most simplistic “baby reveal” photo I’ve ever seen a celebrity debut. 

Your happiness isn’t contrived. It is palpable in that pic.

A+, McConaughey family.  Nicely done.

p.s. Bonus points to you, Matthew, for actually wearing a shirt in the photo. Although I’d still wager $150 bucks that there was a cooler of Miller Lites down by your feet.  Which is fun.

Could it be????

Is there any truth to THIS?

All I’m saying is…the timing is impeccable. 

Because did you SEE Jen Aniston at the Golden Globes????

Exactly.

And wouldn’t it be the GREATEST REUNION EVERRRRRRR?????????? 

Aside from these two, of course.  I’m still holding out hope for that.

Which one surprised me?

A:  Mariah Cary. Wearing THAT.

B:  Andy Dick Gets Arrested for Alleged Sexual Abuse

C. RHONY Countess LuAnn De Lesseps Is Releasing a Dance Single entitled “Money Can’t Buy You Class”.

RHOC in review

OK, what the hell happened at the tupperware party between Alexis and Natalie Portman? That one girl hit the nail on the head when she said he's not attractive...no one was hitting on her husband! - so true

Listening to Lynn's girls, Alexa and Raquel, talk like totally hurts my ears like ya know what I mean dude?

Is there vodka in Lynn's water bottle?

Is she serious that the 1st words out of her mouth after Alexa comes home after curfew on a night she wasn't even allowed to leave the house are "what are you wearing?"

She needs to stop worrying about whether Alexa likes her or not and lay down the law before her daughter ends up pregnant or in jail.

Jim is a jackass. He and Simon should be best friends.

So, how do you become a Youthologist?